Regardless, waking up in the morning often feels mundane, an action that happens literally on it’s own with no outside force usually causing it. Sure of course someone or something could provide stimulation that could potentially jolt someone into action, but waking up is its own beast. Your body has to feel it is the right time to wake up, the right temperature, the right feeling, the right pressure, the righ-
“Okay you can shut the fuck up now.”
The world spins back into focus as a young man sat at his desk, mindless rubbing the back of his head as he turned to face his companion. The visitor was a young woman, about as tall as a dresser and dressed like your average mage. She had a bit of a pouty face for someone who looked like a garden gnome, and from how she held it you could tell she had it often enough to consider it her natural face, but that was besides the point. The point was she was irritated because her partner for some reason kept reading out every word he typed on the page as if he were reading from a sacred book of some sort.
“Okay, I am so serious now. Lay off of it Tei. It’s not even funny anymore.”
Well the midget woman was indeed correct in her assumption, it was not funny anymore, but it did serve the purpose of introducing the main character. A fellow whose tastes were so fine that they allowed him to grace this woman with his presence for only the minute amount of time they had been together and yet had enriched her world with countless possibilities.
“If you mean a black eye and possibly a STD then yes, countless possibilities.”
The young man sighed, turning away from the typewriter as he faced her. No longer playing narrator for the sake of a joke that had finally ran its course, he stared her down with a bit of humor in his own eye however letting her know that the practical joke at her own expense had indeed amused him.
“You are so easy to rile up, Lizel,” came a childish voice. It was clear the boy had not hit heavy puberty yet from the lack of bass behind his words, and yet if one could listen carefully they could hear the well traveled seniority behind them. In any case, the young woman rolled her eyes at his statement, blowing it off as fact as she finished fastening on her armor that she had worn the night before coming to his chambers.
“So what if I am, that doesn’t give you an excuse to be a trollop in any case. Anyway where are we off too now that you’re almost certainly done gallivanting in this great holy city? Clearly you have no qualms being a lecher anywhere if you can be one he- I swear I can not stand you.”
The woman glared hatred into his chest as he stood before her, hand firmly clasping her shoulder as if to comfort her, however she knew from previous experiences it could only grow worse from there. Luckily for her, he merely smiled and walked away, his consistent cheery persona never even once taking a hit. It was as if he owned the fact he was a perverted man, or rather considered himself something more than that. With a mug of brew in his hand, and his knapsack slung over his back in the other, he merely gave her a smile and replied simply, “Wherever our travels take us my dear Watson.”
It was official, Constantine Librorum was officially one of the worst people she had ever met. Huffing one last time, she tied her breastplate together behind her back before picking up her backpack and heading to the door with him following. Taking one last look at the room, she noticed that the typewriter was still there as was the paper. Odd. He never left that thing behind. It was his constant source of amusement at the offense of her and anyone in the general area that could hear his mouth. And yet she did not feel the need to tell him that he was missing it. Just assuming that he knew and was likely going to come back for it. He probably did not need it wherever he was going anyway.
“Anyway we are going to enjoy our last day in the town, see some sights, meet some people. You know, normal stuff,” said Teiho. You could tell by the look she gave him in response to this statement that everything they had done so far was so far past normal that it could not even be considered in the same class, and thus she merely sighed and trudged on behind him after he closed and locked the door. Whatever, she thought to herself.
And so they ventured out into the country's capital, the marketplace booming with noise as vendors tried desperately to sell something to anyone to make an honest coin. It was moments like these that Teiho honestly enjoyed, it was life at its purest. There were no ulterior motives besides making money, and at the end of the day everyone went home satisfied. However he knew that for it to stay this way his vacation could not last much longer, but for one more day he would enjoy the town and everything it had to offer.
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Author Note: From this point forward the floor is open to anyone willing to join in. Please if you’re going to interact with my character do so AFTER he enters the market, having to revise like 2-3 pages worth of text is annoying and going back one paragraph is easy.