Flicking the poisoned salad into his mouth. The Fairy godfather was feeling bored. Not a great way for a fairy made for fun and games to be. That was the only reason he felt like taking time out to teach his student. At least she was amusing enough to make things fun to be around.
*Crash*
The sound of shattered glass as a chair flew through one of the windows impressed him. The chair went through a second story window. Salem wanted to say it was someone with magic that did it but he did not care at the moment. He did say he would go out and see what was going on if another chair came in the building. Making it a fun little mini-game while he waited.
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