Hi everyone.

You might not all read this the whole way, and that's fine. But I'll keep it simple.

Johnny Thunder still is the best member this site has had.

Now, you may not even know Johnny - who he is, what he did. You may have heard his name in a conversation about FTRP's greatest, but who is the man behind the legend?



I'm here to tell you.

While Johnny's original app is not in my ability to access, as it has been long locked away in archives in hopes that nobody may try to create the same greatness twice, I can tell you a few things about the app.

Johnny was a handsome boy, sporting a great FC and a well toned body. His personality was simple, but loveable - the perfect balance. It was just right.

His history, I could go on for hours about. The arc that played out in roleplay between Johnny and his sister had to be one of the most well written and improvised RP story arcs.

Ever.

Johnny sported an armor magic, one of the most powerful on the site. If I had to put it in terms of Xun's tiers, it would, at LEAST be tier 3. I'd put it at tier 4 myself, but some haters disagree.

Here are a sample of some of his top-tier techniques: https://www.fairytailrp.com/t25971-johnny-starter-s-reconquista-of-april-spells

As you can see in the post, the grader insists on nerfing them because he's afraid Johnny will kill him IC with them.



Now, let's get to the point.  Johnny was a well loved community member. He had a good taste in anime, and got along with everyone. I don't think there was a single person who could think of a reason to hate Johnny... besides jealousy, of course.

But, it all soon went wrong.

You see, in the FTRP meme thread, Johnny Thunder published one of the most hilarious videos ever - Xun reacts to ftrp plot. A link will be provided: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmTlSQdrBQE

However, his haters found a chance to jump on him on this - what was a funny and dank meme was now ammo used against Johnny.

However, he wouldn't go down so easily.

While there were many people out for Johnny, there was one thing they shared in common - to kill the OP legend. Not only did Johnny boast a large mana, powerful magic and a good weapon, but he also had combat skills comparable to the bests of FTRP.

However, Johnny taught the entire site a lesson, that he was the only one who could kill him.

And so, Johnny died for our sins - https://www.fairytailrp.com/t28045-the-race-for-repentance-closed

Johnny, if you see this... come back. Give us a second chance. I need you on this site, no, WE need you on this site.

You are the only one who can TRULY save FTRP.

Thank you for listening, and if anyone may have details on Johnny Thunder's whereabouts please contact me.

I've found a picture of him in real life. I had to put it in a spoiler so people's eyes wouldn't burn from the greatness

Spoiler:

LMAOOOOOOO I'M SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMINNNNNGGGG YO LMAO

Johnny was too good for this world. He'll be forever missed.

That's brilliant XD

Amen. Rest in Peace 

XD

I nominate this thread as the magnum opus of Zane, The Geb.
Rejoice yourselves, my beloved followers.
The messiah is back to life.

Nihil Justus wrote:I nominate this thread as the magnum opus of Zane, The Geb.
Rejoice yourselves, my beloved followers.
The messiah is back to life.

+1

Like a rising Pheonix, the Thunder has returned!