The bartender, who currently has a broken nose and two black eyes, looks up begrudgingly and says "Right away sir." Gunter takes a seat and says "I'll take a seat at this table. Your wife and daughter will be down in a second. Oh, and I dunno if you heard the broken window, but that was your son we tossed out a window. He was trying to take a peek at our cocks or something."
"Actually, he was trying to get you guys your wine..."
"Your son's gay. Listen, I don't come to your work and try to slap the cocks out of your mouth, so let us do our thing." Burp. Hiccup.
With that, Gunter looks towards the stairs waiting for Tomoe to come down. The bartender comes over to Gunter with a keg. "After this, you boys are cut off, and I never wanna see you in this establishment ever again." Kratos comes down the stairs, dragging the bartender's wife and daughter by the hair as they're panting and exhausted from the workout. Kratos walks up to the bartender and says "I'm pretty sure these belong to you." and drops them on the ground next to him. "You're gonna have to clean up that room. It's just dripping and wet."
Kratos sits down at the table and uses his fist to punch the keg open, making a hole in it. As the bartender goes upstairs, Kratos casually walks behind the bar and grabs pitchers for everyone. He puts them on the table with a bit of force, picks up the keg and starts pouring for him, Gunter and Tomoe. As soon as the pitchers were filled, Kratos shotguns the rest of the keg back, burps furiously, and then chucks the empty keg at the bartender's stock behind the bar while yelling out "Ah shit, seems I made a mess again!".
Kratos sits down, looking at Tomoe as he sits down and says "So bud, how's things going? Anything new? What do you plan on doing from now on, now that Penumbral Guard is, you know, in the grave. What's next, Fairy Tail or Blue Pegasus?"
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