"Wah!" shouted the burglars, but they were somewhat ready for an ambush so they looked ready to beat Poropo to death with their instruments of violence. Luckily, Poropo had decided to bring along the First Immortal, a metallic entity which screeched using metal noises - the summoned angel took a deep breath and followed suite with a jump, spread arms, and loud screech of his own!
"I aM cOmPlEtElY tErRiFiEd Of ThIs SiTuAtIoN! lEaVe ThIs PlAcE, PlEaAaAaAaAsE!" The First Immortal could not be understood by mere mortals so the burglars only heard metallic screeching like nails on a chalkboard! With a quick leap, the burglars dashed for the door in order to leave the shop. They stumbled over one another while attempting to leave, eventually finding themselves on the floor kicking and screaming to be left alone by the First Immortal's deathly pleas.
"Please! Don't eat us! PLEASE LET US GO!" The First Immortal understood their fear, but continued pressuring them with his own pleas for this situation to end peacefully. Poropo's own roar was nothing compared to the First Immortal - the monk just stood in the open with his arms waving in the air with a pitiful growl accompanying his less-than-terrifying display. Despite the situation being in the favor of the burglars, they were too scared to act and just stumbled out of the shop with nothing to show their boss when they returned.
The next morning, the shopkeep was happy to see the shop was completely undisturbed. The shop owner even heard word of a his shop being haunted enough to keep burglars at bay - Poropo was paid extra for his genius idea with news of Poropo's terrifying visage spreading throughout the underworld of Magnolia.
1,000/1,000 words