With a violent crash, the two windows to the shop burst open and scared the First Immortal and Poropo! The pair were truly believed the burglars would have lockpicking tools again - to break the windows was the least likely scenario and therefore was not prepared for! The shattered glass flung all around the pair, prompting Poropo to use a defensive spell, Steel Body, to defend himself. The First Immortal was not as affected by the glass shards - his donut-shaped body made glass much less likely to hit the First Immortal. Regardless, the pair were shocked!
"WAAAAAAAH! WHAT IS GOING OOOOOON!?" Poropo yelled at the top of his lungs while flinging his arms in the air - the chrome-covered monk had no idea what to do other than scream and shout in shock and confusion. Meanwhile, the First Immortal did the same, flailing his stubby arms in the air in an attempt to seem scary.
Accompanied by flailing arms, the First Immortal's metallic sounds began reverberating across Magnolia's dark streets, "Oh My GoD! iRoN dEiTy, PlEaSe SeNd Me BaCk! BrInG sOmEoNe StRoNgEr ThAn MeEeEeEeE!" The scared pair screamed their hearts out in hopes of being spared by the three buglars who burst forth from the windows.
The three burglars seemed to have surprised Poropo, but they were not immune to what their eyes were witnessing - a screaming pair of metallic beings who's words were incomprehensible! The three burglars began screaming after smashing the windows - the first burglar shouted, "WUUUUUUH! THERE ARE TWO GHOOOOOOOOST! BOSS BE DAMNED - RUUUUUUUN!" The three burglars agreed to run away, more than willing to get a hard spanking from their boss as long as they could live to tell him there was a second ghost haunting the shop.
When day came and the shopkeep checked for his illegal goods, he thanked Poropo, "Thank you kindly, monk - the windows are easy to replace, so long as I can sell my goods, heh heh!"
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