Taking a cookie from a bear (Spies Like Us) <Closed>

**Thunder Clappy** · Sat Oct 26, 2024 6:19 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

The humidity became more stifling as Thunder Clappy sauntered around the crowded line of smelly tourists waiting for their bags in Halawai. The good bags were always at the airship locations.

These haughty blue bloods smell worse than the time I found Mop full of sewer water. I should have brought him as a distraction. The laughs would definitely be worth the split.

As she arrived toward the front of the baggage claim Thunder Clappy seamlessly grabbed the two pieces of luggage, the smaller bag being brightly colored and covered in some kind of horse with a horn and the slightly larger one was similar to what the prim and proper ladies carried. The one thing the bags both had in common was matching luggage tags.

As soon as the bags were in tow Thunder Clappy walked with a purpose and found the closest bathroom to rummage through the bags. The easiest way to look like a tourist is to wear their clothes.

**Thunder Clappy** · Sat Oct 26, 2024 9:33 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

Rummaging through the bags Thunder Clappy hit the Jackpot. The weird horse with horn bag had the newest ChapStick drop, featuring Coochie Juice and Bootyhole Brown while the other bag contained hard to find toilet water, Shanel Letter E, the scent of the haughty taughty.

Securing these items in her waist pocket, Thunder Clappy then found an adequate “cult rural propination” outfit fit for a tourist. Such a funny combination of words, that made sense when Snap Crackle explained it to her.

Now adorning a fresh, light-weight blue button up with bold light pink flowers and a camera strapped around her neck Thunder Clappy was almost ready. Taking a deep breath let, she let her hair down and took a deep breath.

This is going to be exhausting. I AM A TOURIST.

Thunder Clappy loudly thought as she channeled a sense of exploration, confidence, and joy? that was now radiating off her. Stepping out of the bathroom the bold red sunset reflected off her eyes, leaving a glimmering red tint to her eye color. Strutting into the city, Thunder Clappy left behind urine-soaked suitcases. It was time to get her money honey.

Tourist Clappy:

**Thunder Clappy** · Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:42 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

Stopping at the airship killed two birds for Thunder Clappy, not only was she able to transform into the typical tourist that would go unnoticed as a tourist does, she was also able to spot the one guard on duty. A stationary guard that was most likely there to provide a sense of safety but not really much else. In her times at Bosco Thunder Clappy encountered a lot of these.

On route to the beach, where she previously spotted a big watch tower, Thunder Clappy made sure to meander through the crowded market, looking for one final tourist touch. Ooooing and aaahing as she picked through souvenirs, she spotted it, a map of the island that folded out to nearly the size of her. Opening the map, she took out her pen circling what seemed to be touristy locations and adding scribbled jibberish where she assumed guard locations would be.

Oh I am so lost Thunder Clappy said exasperatedly as she was turning the map sideways, and upside down.

Last edited by Thunder Clappy on Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:11 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Changed ... to Bosco)

**Thunder Clappy** · Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:15 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

Only 15 more minutes, Kyle thought to himself as he was refolding the t-shirts for the umpteenth time. Hearing loud rustling he looked up to see a tourist that was about to topple over his freshly folded t-shirts. That fucking fire crotch, I’ll be dammed if I fold these fuckers again today. Another useless tourist.

“Oh I am so lost.”

With a heavy sigh, Kyle put the shirt down and plastered on his best version of customer service,
“Need help there miss?”

"Oh gosh yes! I am supposed to meet my boyfriend at the guard tower off the beach. He is going to be so mad if I am even more late." Thunder Clappy added a slight quiver to her voice as she mustered the last line feebly.

Kyle turned the map facing cardinal north and pointed to one of the circles with squiggles around it. He walked her to the door ensuring she didn’t knock over any merchandise and wrote down the instructions on the side of the map for her. As she walked away he thought to himself, did she bring that in with her? I don’t get paid enough.

As Thunder Clappy walked toward the confirmed guard tower location she kept the map in her hand until she saw that schmuck go back to his monotonous t shirt folding.

**Thunder Clappy** · Thu Oct 31, 2024 4:04 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

As soon as she spotted the weathered guard tower, Thunder Clappy snapped periodic photos as she saw movement around it. She made sure to periodically turn around to snap a selfie with the beach and tower in the background. Surprisingly, the guard presence felt lacking, especially due to the fact this would be a prime spot to storm the town from the beaches.

Nearing the tower, Thunder Clappy alternated her pace as she waiting for the next guard to go on patrol, camera in hand. “Hey mister, can you help me with a photo.” She asked with a soft smile and eager eyes, handing the guard the camera. The guard seemingly indifferent, snapped some photos and handed it back quickly. He was the only guard who looked like he cared he was on duty.

Happy he was a guard of few words, raising the pitch of her voice Thunder Clappy chimed “Thank you mister".

As he rounded the corner, Thunder Clappy slid in the door to the guard tower. She snickered to herself as the door easily opened and she was met with a dusty windowless room that was currently empty.

**Thunder Clappy** · Thu Oct 31, 2024 7:07 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

The jail Thunder Clappy often visited in Bosco was a palace compared to this squalor of a dump. Quickly taking it all in, Thunder Clappy followed the smell of burnt coffee over to what she assumed was the break room.
Cha ching. Next to the monthly calendar of events was the monthly shift schedule. Sticking out on the calendar for today’s date was a Lu’au, super unsure of those letters together meant, Thunder Clappy opened up her map and quickly jotted the word at the bottom.

Taking candy from babies. Tunder Clappy thought to herself and she swiped the schedule, folded it up and tucked it into her bra, where she a handy pocket that was masterfully sewn in.

Before going back to turn this into Herman, Thunder Clappy looked for that familiar red cross and grabbed some bandages to put across her left foot. Now content she strolled back to the door and out to the beach ready to get out of this get up.

**Thunder Clappy** · Thu Oct 31, 2024 7:38 pm

Guild :

Sleeping Calamity

Jewels :

450,000

Rank :

D-Rank

Race :

Dwarf

Class :

Adventurer

Strength :

7

Speed :

8

Constitution :

7

Endurance :

7

Intelligence :

1

Mana :

300

Weapon :

Stabitha

Off-Hand :

Slashley

Head :

Gogglegaze

Boosts :

Character Bonus Program 30%
Started 09/04/2024

What the fuck is that Dwarf doing in there. Keanu thought to himself angling himself to cut that scum off. “Oi, you. Subhuman, what were you doing in there?” He said pointing toward the guard tower.

One of them racists. Thunder Clappy thought as she closed her eyes and rolled them (it was amazing they didn’t fall out) before opening them back up to address the heathen with patchy red hair. A fake fire crotch too.

Thunder Clappy looked at his chest while she spoke, making sure to not make eye contact. She slid her foot out of her sandal and pointed toward the bandages, “I cut my foot on a shell and the lifeguards told me there was bandages in the lifeguard shack.”

“A shack, this is revered and esteemed guard tower,” Keanu scoffed back.

“Oh, uh. Sorry I am not from here.”

Eyeing her suspiciously he said with a gruff tone, “Make sure it doesn’t happen again.”

Over exaggerating a nod Thunder Clappy said with a tone of subservience “Of course mister.” She then proceeded forward to where she was going to meet Herman.

Taking a cookie from a bear (Spies Like Us) <Closed>

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Sat Oct 26, 2024 9:33 pm

Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:42 pm

Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:15 pm

Thu Oct 31, 2024 4:04 pm

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