and 50 drunk and high

So the magic fairy said,

"go talk to pepe!" and

The waffle gods said no.

but they went anyways.

pepe told them to snork...


(yes i do mean the word snork)

And then the people rebelled

against the unruly dictator

Who was really a cat

who was actually a dog

who was really a fox

but was ACTUALLY a frog

that died of a

Bog, and then flew up a

tube that led up to

the end of the world

and burned alive in agony.

I decided to compile the posts in this thread into an actual story


Once upon a time, the cow jumped over the big ass water bottle to get some milk from a frog named Pepe, who had become the president after he closed Guantanamo Bay.

Pepe said racist things, then went from understood to misunderstood. The cow got offended, so he tried to manipulate the fabric of time and space to summon the great doggo to bork away Pepe, killing the new supreme global president.

Pepe was revived by King Cold on his spaceship. Pepe had become more powerful but was part machine now and went to find cow. Meanwhile cow was visited by the master of darkness, Aku about a proposal from Lord Jyu, who promised beta in exchange for the soul of the doggo who kiled Pepe.

Doggo, also known as Shibayachi, was simply enjoying some cake. then Shibayachi choked on the cake, because Pepe appeared once again and had poisoned the food. Shibayachi died from the posion, and pepe stood victorious, laughing.

Pepe then ate Shibayachi in a disgusting, gory scene. Bystanders watched on as cow gasped in fear, trembling at the sight he beheld. Cow ran off to meet with Geb the bear. Geb the beat and friends decided to help cow with getting access to a psychiatrist because he was scarred from viewing the legendary beta code, which was actually a hallucination because beta is a HOAX and Florida isn't real.

Later on cow found men out by the pool being rough by some milkshakes and lathering themselves with some disgusting looking fluids that fear donated kindly, but ended up killing them, leaving bodies literally everywhere on top of young children and the children suffocated underneath.

The cops came and started to have a party. The neighbors complained about the noise so they pulled out pistols and pointed the guns to their heads and the waffles inside screamed because they popped out of a breeding ground for ferrets, and the ferrets ran over to the unicorns to take their horns and use them to eat waffles so they could become gods and keep the neighbors from destroying their rival neighborhood because of the cop's party, which left 700 people dead and 50 drunk and high.

So the magic fairy said "go to pepe" and the waffle gods said no, but they went anyways. Pepe told them to snork and the people rebelled against the unruly dictator who was really a cat who actually a dog who was really a fox but was ACTUALLY a frog that died of a bog, and then flew up a tube that led up to the end of the world and burned alive in agony.