- Disguised as Salazar "Sal" Worthington:
Sal was taking a walk around town, and decided to take a visit to the grocery store. The raid on Fairy Tail wasn't yet happening, and while Tomoe was busy collecting information, Sal was tasked with stocking up on any essentials that might be needed before and after. It might not be obvious to some, but raiding a guild is kind of a big deal. What some people claim is easy, turns out to be the hardest part. And as Sal stood in front of the grocery store before him, he knew exactly what that hardest part was. People always thought about the kind of shit one on the run would deal with and think that it probably isn't so bad. If the thief got away with a lot of valuables and money, fought the good fight, and accomplished what they went there to do... well, what was the problem? Well, the problem was simple. The problem was...
“Need food. Neeeeeeed foooooood...”, Sal spoke aloud, unafraid, like a zombie even while other people were around; who gave a damn about other people when the poor guy was so famished?!
Yes, truth be told, in a raid the most important part would be having rations ready for after the battle has been won. Was it presumptuous to suggest that the battle would be won already, and that Tomoe and Gunter wouldn't just get hauled off to jail immediately? Yeah, probably, but that wasn't the point! The point was that at the current moment, they were preparing for victory. What kind of invader would they be if they went in assuming they were going to lose, and then attacking anyway? Foolish levels of bravado, that was.
Regardless, they needed food, and they needed a lot of it. Sal had recently gotten done with his delicious snacks on his last mission, and sadly that left him starving. They wouldn't have time to stop and buy food regularly while on the run from the authorities and with a knight on every corner keeping watch for them. Thus, they needed to take the initiative by having the food ready for a grand feast upon the celebration of their triumph! Was something mentioned earlier about being too presumptuous? Didn't matter. What really mattered was food, and getting food, and finding and devouring as many delectable morsels as humanly possible, and...
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